Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Black Lumberjack

The scene at the Pimping Is My Passion Awards was a crazy one. There were large crowds surrounding everyone entering the Award show. You had Pimps posing for photos on the red carpet with their "escorts". There was even one pimp who was showering his girl with cash! He was wearing an outfit made entirely out of dollar bills! "Remind me to squash that sucka later..." Black Sumo exclaimed.

Black Lumberjack was scanning the crowds looking for The Mayor... and more importantly Tonya.

"I don't see her among the crowds Black Sumo." Black Lumberjack stated.

"I guess we should hang for a while and wait for this circus to die down a bit before we get set-up. Do we have everything we need?" Black Lumberjack asked Floyd and Ronnie.

"Yup, your axe is in this case, and we have all the smoke bombs and rope on us as well." Ronnie stated.

"Good!" Black Lumberjack said. "Black Sumo and I will go in now and go find some seats by the rear exits."

"Hey! We can't go in just us two!" Black Sumo shouted. "We'll get spotted for sure! Let me make a call to some friends."
Black Sumo pulls out his cell phone and begins dialing.

"Yo Stacey, whatchu doing right now?....You want to go to an award show tonight?....I thought so. Why don't you round up some of your girls and we will meet you in an hour....Oh and put on your sexiest outfits!"

"Good idea!" Black Lumberjack said while giving Black Sumo a fist pound. This will be the perfect diversion.

Ronnie speaks up, "Awesome guys, just drop us off first so we can get ready, then you two can go pick the girls up and get inside the awards."

Black Lumberjack drives around to the back of the building. Floyd and Ronnie jump out with the equipment and go find a place to hide out.

Black Sumo rolls his window down and tells the two brothers, "Alright guys we'll let you know when we get back so that we can straight-up roll on these Pimps!

Black Lumberjack then speeds off smiling, knowing that he is so close to getting his girl back.

2 comments:

Evan said...

A suit completely made of dollar bills? Well done.

Transplants said...

Haha I LOVE the pimp with the suit made of dollar bills!