Friday, February 27, 2009

Behind the Story

We look over Bin Laden’s shoulder as he proof reads his letter.
It turns out that the 2nd part of Osama Bin Laden’s two pronged attack on the US was far more detrimental to the country than the NY city attacks.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Evan's Mom (02/26/09)

Evan's Mom: Water Week


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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Soldier Field Tail Gate

The Michiganders hit the motherload!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Black Lumberjack

Black Lumberjack drives until dark, he pulls onto a narrow dirt road which leads him miles deep into the woods.

He comes up to this log cabin, and pulls around the back and squeezes into a beat up tool shed. He jumps out the truck and slides an old tarp over it. He goes inside the cabin. There are pictures all around, just cruel recollections, reminding him of better times. He goes into the kitchen and finds an old bottle of whiskey in the cabinet. He then goes and plops down on an old couch, sneezing hysterically because of the dust that arises from it.

He picks up a picture from the table next to him and wipes it off.
"Hmmm", he laughs. It was a picture of him holding a large axe with a ribbon on it. He remembers the day that Tonya gave him the Axe as a gift. She knew that he loved being a Lumberjack. Cutting down trees was his passion, and she loved that about him. "Now I can finally finish that old tool shed" he had told her.

Black Lumberjack loved Tonya; she was the best thing that ever happened to him. He often wondered how a simple man like himself could end up with such an amazing woman. She was a socialite from the city. He met her 4 years ago at a bar in the city while he was out with his Lumberjack buddies celebrating at a bachelor's party. He happened to see her at the bar, sat down next to her and introduced himself. She was attracted to him. She had come to this bar plenty of times, and most guys were too intimidated to even approach her. What made him so different, she wondered?

The old whiskey finally wins over Black Lumberjack, the empty bottle hits the floor and he falls asleep.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Cutting Room Floor


Da Mayor: God damn Radio Raheem! Old man's hearing is bad enough as it is! Take care of your ears young man!

Radio Raheem reluctantly turns down his boombox and hurrys off in the heat of late morning.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Evan's Mom (02/19/09)

Introducing: Evan's Mom.
For those of you who might not know, this isn't Evan's biological Mom, but his cubical Mom.


Evan's Mom worked for a printing company. Evan's Mom had a chemical imbalance. Evan's Mom walked as quiet as a ninja. Evan's Mom sucked at her job. Evan's Mom accused people of things. Evan's Mom quit the printing company. The series of renderings you are about to see and read is what happened next...

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

IDOT




Here it is, the first week of the Transplants!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Black Lumberjack








"How did I get myself in this mess, and how did this cop get a hold of my axe?" Black Lumberjack thought as he looked at the Sheriff standing outside his truck.






Black Lumberjack knew he didn't commit any crime. He just couldn't prove it right at that moment. He desperately needed to buy some time, and it definitely wasn't going to be time spent behind bars. "Don't panic...you need to escape, don't panic!" He murmurs to himself. Black Lumberjack slowly rolls the window down of his truck. "Hi Sir, is something wrong?"

The Sheriff says " Listen, I'm gonna need you to step out of the truck...Now!"









If Black Lumberjack was going to make a move, it had to be now.





He opens the door slowly, and then with a quick shove he forces his door into the Sheriff, striking him right in the face! The Sheriff is knocked out from the blow. Black Lumberjack looks around and sees that no one is watching. He jumps out the truck, grabs his axe, and then proceeds to slam his extremely large truck in reverse.


He backs up over the Sheriff patrol car and then speeds off. Now realizing he's a wanted man, his first thought is to find a place to hide out for a while. He heads to the only place he knows he can go...

Monday, February 16, 2009

Cutting Room Floor


After arriving at the Zurich train station, Jason Bourne locates the bank where his Swiss safe deposit box is located. Finding it closed he stops in to Asia-Center Zurich for a drink to find shelter from the cold. After watching a group of German business men sing Like a Virgin he asks the bartender for the song book. He finishes his Ustermer Schlossbrau and orders a Hubeler Brau and signs up to sing Billie Jean. When his turn comes up he is surprised to find not only that he knows the lyrics by heart but that he is a complete natural. After an exhausting night singing and drinking he leaves the bar alone at closing and falls asleep on a city park bench.

Friday, February 13, 2009

POTD


Thanks Scoper for the drawing help.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

LOG (02/12/09) - END

So, I drew LOG "Office Violence" parts 4, 5 and 6 to carry on through the end of February, but since we're starting a new season next week... It's a LOG bonanza.


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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Black Lumberjack

Season Finale of Black Lumberjack...to be continued in Season Two. Will Black Lumberjack go to jail?

Monday, February 9, 2009

Cutting Room Floor

Gary Coleman was such a huge fan of the first Mad Max film that he took a three month tour of Australia between shooting for the second and third seasons of Diff'rent Strokes. As luck would have it Coleman was able to meet George Miller during the final stages of preproduction for Mad Max 2. Miller for his part was such a huge fan of Diff'rent Strokes that he suggested Coleman take a cameo role.

Coleman was so ecstatic at the offer that with the help of his manager he was able to convince NBC to push back the filming of the third season. However, upon viewing the Australian cut of The Road Warrior his manager and NBC successfully persuaded Coleman that his performance would prove devastating to his television career in the US.

All of this required George Miller to refilm key chase sequences in New South Wales in order to secure distribution in the US. However, Coleman insisted that his performance remain in the Australian cut of the film.

Miller and Coleman remain close friends to this day.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

Cutting Room Floor

In an effort to quiet the controversy over racist stereotypes of Indians in the film the hacky sack scene was removed. Oddly some of Mola Ram's untranslated dialogue including some pregame smack talk to his thuggee guard opponent remains in the final cut.