Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Black Lumberjack








"How did I get myself in this mess, and how did this cop get a hold of my axe?" Black Lumberjack thought as he looked at the Sheriff standing outside his truck.






Black Lumberjack knew he didn't commit any crime. He just couldn't prove it right at that moment. He desperately needed to buy some time, and it definitely wasn't going to be time spent behind bars. "Don't panic...you need to escape, don't panic!" He murmurs to himself. Black Lumberjack slowly rolls the window down of his truck. "Hi Sir, is something wrong?"

The Sheriff says " Listen, I'm gonna need you to step out of the truck...Now!"









If Black Lumberjack was going to make a move, it had to be now.





He opens the door slowly, and then with a quick shove he forces his door into the Sheriff, striking him right in the face! The Sheriff is knocked out from the blow. Black Lumberjack looks around and sees that no one is watching. He jumps out the truck, grabs his axe, and then proceeds to slam his extremely large truck in reverse.


He backs up over the Sheriff patrol car and then speeds off. Now realizing he's a wanted man, his first thought is to find a place to hide out for a while. He heads to the only place he knows he can go...

3 comments:

Matt said...

Digging the new format!

Scoper said...

I really sympathize with BLJ after that no good five-oh pulled me over a few months back without cause.

KtOSh307 said...

Where is he going to go??!!