Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The Black Lumberjack

Black Lumberjack woke up in what seemed to be the men's bathroom.

The bathroom was covered with posters from random movies. He noticed the Ghostbusters movie poster right away because it was different from the rest.

"Man, how long have I been out?" He said to himself.
He started towards the door and stopped suddenly when he heard voices.
"We put him in the bathroom"
"Just get rid of him will ya!"
Black Lumberjack peeked out the door and saw the bartender talking to a cop, while pointing in the direction of the bathroom. Black Lumberjack shuts the door. He quickly looked around for his axe, but it was gone.
"I have to get out of here!"
He eyed a window on the other side of the bathroom, opened it and hopped out onto the street below. Luckily his truck was parked across the street. He jumped in and sped off.
Black Lumberjack had to find this Mayor person right away. All he wanted to do was get Tonya back. He looked up into his rearview mirror and saw that the cop from the bar had been following him and was telling him to pull over.... Black Lumberjack takes a sip of his coffee and shakes his head. He had been through a lot these last couple of days. He finishes his coffee and gets up from the table.
"This plot is a lot deeper than I thought".
"The Mayor's guys want to get rid of me, the Police are corrupt and now probably looking for me."
Suddenly irate, Black Lumberjack says,
"I'm just gonna have to get at them first"!
However, as angry as Black Lumberjack was, he knew he couldn't get Tonya back without some help. He made some friends over the years and he was going to have to call in some favors.

3 comments:

Evan said...

Get ready for some ass kickn'!

Scoper said...

OH MAN! BLJ and his buddies are gonna go all Jets vs. Sharks on The Mayor and his cop buddies(probably without the finger snaps and dancing, but still) . I can't wait.

KtOSh307 said...

I didnt want it to stop... More BLJ Please!!