Iberg's been drinking heavily. Iberg needs to vomit. In this state of dillusion Iberg is ashamed to admit he has to vomit. Reflecting back upon it, a sober Iberg doesn't care when people see him vomit. "Uh...I think I may need to take a dump. BAD!"
Running into the nearest gas station bathroom, Iberg proceeds to vomit all over the bathroom. Iberg is a bit of a germaphobe when it comes to strange bathrooms. Because of this Iberg doesn't want to touch anything (or come anywhere close to touching anything). Iberg proceeds to vomit all over the bathroom.
"Yeah, I can't take a dump in there. Some asshole vomit all over the place!"
Iberg is proud of himself. Later Iberg will sober up and feel bad for the gas station owner.
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