Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Black Lumberjack

"So, which one of us is going to let Ronnie and Floyd in?" Black Sumo asked his brother, who had been sitting quietly at the table.

"I'll go get them." Black Lumberjack responds.
Black Lumberjack gets up from the table and goes outside into the lobby. He asks a patron for directions to the restroom and heads off towards the suggested direction.
When no one was looking he snuck off towards the stage area where Ronnie and Floyd were waiting to be let in. He finds the exit and lets them in.
"You guys call those silly mustaches a disguise?" Black Lumberjack asks the two brothers.
"They may be silly...but the ladies love them!" Floyd replies. "Now how do we get backstage? We need to get things ready." "Yeah, this is where we'll begin the smoke bomb ambush!" Ronnie chips in.
"It's over this way." Black Lumberjack leads the brothers to the backstage area.
Floyd is carrying Black Lumberjack's Axe and some rope and Ronnie, who is carrying the smoke bombs. The brothers find places to hide and get set-up.

"So how will we know when to begin?" Ronnie asks Black Lumberjack.

"The Mayor will be accepting the award for Pimp of The Year...I'm going to be the one that gives it to him!" "When you see me come backstage that will be your cue to start. Black Sumo will need all the help he can get. Just leave the Axe here behind these boxes."

Ronnie and Floyd nod in agreement and place Black Lumberjack's Axe behind the boxes. Black Lumberjack heads back to his seat. Soon he would give the Mayor an award...his fist!

1 comment:

Scoper said...

It smells like a mustache in here.