Behind the Story (Swap Week)

Moonwalker Michael Jackson continues to play a controlling roll in global warming. Three months prior to the release of Thriller he joined a fringe group that protects the yeti. Yeti are commonly referred to in sightings as "Bigfoot" or "The Abominable Snowman". Michael took the lead in the groups effort to accelerate warming of the northern climates to accommodate requests of artic yeti for longer summers. Using royalty checks from the sales of Thriller he bought a controlling stake in the American auto industry and built the Neverland Ranch as an above ground cover for the operation. He successfully steered the American auto industry to produce and market some of the least fuel efficient vehicles in the world while pushing them to ignore the trend toward fuel efficiency. He worked feverishly to divert attention from his efforts by marrying Lisa Marie Presley, engineering false media scandals and adopting a chimpanzee named Bubbles. Few people know that Bubbles is actually the acting interpreter between Michael Jackson and international representatives of the yeti holding congress underneath Neverland.