POTD

LOG (01/29/09)

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The Black Lumberjack

Cutting Room Floor

At its Cannes premiere positive critical response to The Goonies was somewhat tarnished by what most called an implausible ending which led to the following being excised.

After adopting Sloth Chunk shares his very last Baby Ruth. Both break into spontaneous dance. Roll credits over dance. Fade out.

POTD (01/23/09)

POTD (Scoperfied)

So again, I knocked out two seperate drawings for this weeks POTD.
Enjoy.


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LOG (1/22/09)

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For some reason it looks like Gibbs goes through a transformation to a werewolf halfway through the strip.

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Cutting Room Floor

Ghost Dog takes a moment to freestyle in the park with RZA and Ghostface Killa from the Wu-Tang Clan. Unfortunately Ghost Dog's flow was too weak, and the scene was deleted in the final cut.

P.O.T.D.

A turd edition of POTD? Now that's ironic...

LOG (01/15/2009)

TURD...er...I mean LOG.
I drew two for this week and couldn't make Sophie's Choice, so I decided to just give you both.


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Cutting Room Floor

Harry Callahan sips and then spits out his coffee. Looking back at the Acorn Cafe he notices that it has suddenly been closed. He goes back in through the side door.

Armed Robber Number 1: What you doin' you pighead sucka?

Harry Callahan: If you get to be my age you might find that coffee helps you to make a real nice turd. Not too moist, not too hard. Just right. I happen to need that sort of help. Every day for the last ten years Loretta there has been giving me a large black coffee. Today she gives me a large black coffee, only it has sugar in it... A LOT of sugar. I just came back to complain. Now you boys, put those guns down.

Armed Robber Number 1: Say what?

Harry Callahan: Well, we're not just going to let you walk out of here.

Armed Robber Number 1: Who's we sucka?

Harry Callahan: Smith and Wesson and me.

P.O.T.D.

LOG (01/08/09)

The origin of LOG (special thanks to Marcus for the sweet Black Lumberjack drawing).

Reporter: "Mr. Lumberjack, what's your predicition for LOG?"

BLJ: "...pain..."

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Cutting Room Floor

Mr. Miyagi: Now show me... "Choke the Chicken."

Daniel: What is that? We didn't practice that?

Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-San. Don't lie to me. You know "Choke the Chicken." Look eye! Always look eye! Now show me... "Choke the Chicken."

Mr. Miyagi pauses solemnly and then attacks Daniel with a series of kicks and punches. Daniel effectively blocks each of the attacks. Daniel catches his breath and understanding the lesson looks at Mr. Miyagi respectfully. Both bow to one another.

Mr. Miyagi: You use left hand?

P.O.T.D.

LOG (01/01/09)

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The Black Lumberjack

Cutting Room Floor

Slacker winged monkeys play Euchre.

P.O.T.D.

LOG (12/25/08)

Since a very special LOG Christmas was last week (and today being Christmas and all), HAPPY ARBOR DAY (Arbor Day IS LOG's Christmas)!

Not sure if you know this or not, but The Inkwell had a LOT of amputees working there.

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The Black Lumberjack

Cutting Room Floor

After Rocky Balboa defeats Ivan Drago a lone Russian Government Official enthusiastically stands up to applaud. Noticing the rest of the Russian crowd's applause the balance of the Officials are shown reluctantly standing to applaud. Rocky is interviewed by the Russian Ring announcer.

Rocky Balboa: I just want to say one thing to my kid who should be at home sleeping. Merry Christmas kid! I love you!

Cut to Rocky Jr watching at home with friends. Rocky Jr mouths back silently to television "I love you too". Russian Ring Announcer translates. Cut to Clubber Lang watching at home.

Clubber Lang: USA delivers pain!

POTD

LOG (12/18/08)

A very special LOG Christmas (EARLY).

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The Black Lumberjack

Cutting Room Floor

The title isn't the only thing that got changed.

P.O.T.D.

LOG (12/11/2008)

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The Black Lumberjack

Cutting Room Floor

James Bond fills out expense reports and does his bills before heading to Montenegro.

P.O.T.D.

LOG (12/04/08)

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A Black Lumberjack in light of this upcomming weekend's activities...

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During the development of The Nightmare Before Christmas Tim Burton approached Axl Rose to score original music for the film. While there was a temporary alignment of these creative forces things became untenable when Axl insisted upon designing all of the costumes for and choreographing all scenes featuring Jack Skellington.

P.O.T.D.

Just as a reminder, all these comments were really over heard...just not in a bathroom.

LOG (11/27/08)

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