For those of you who might not know, this isn't Evan's biological Mom, but his cubical Mom.
Evan's Mom worked for a printing company. Evan's Mom had a chemical imbalance. Evan's Mom walked as quiet as a ninja. Evan's Mom sucked at her job. Evan's Mom accused people of things. Evan's Mom quit the printing company. The series of renderings you are about to see and read is what happened next...
