Iberg: A First Date
"UH...I feel weird being the only ones who showed up for this concert."
"Well, the barkeep looks bored. So if it makes you feel any better we can drink until those weird feelings go away."
Morale: British girls are enablers.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Northbound
The Data Book is an invaluable tool when planning ahead for for shelter, water sources, town stops, etc. It lists the exact mileage listings between each for those that would like to enjoy the wild without relying on technologies like GPS. Used in tandem with section maps for the fourteen states the Appalachian Trail passes through and the 2" wide x 6" tall white blazes painted on trees along the trail anyone should be able to find their way. Off we go.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
IBERG (07/23/09)
IBERG: Goes Camping
"Would it be a good idea to find out what would happen if we throw that six-pack in the fire?"
(At this point shards of aluminum and boiling spraying beer scalds all).
Morale: It's not OK to waste beer.
"Would it be a good idea to find out what would happen if we throw that six-pack in the fire?"
(At this point shards of aluminum and boiling spraying beer scalds all).
Morale: It's not OK to waste beer.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
IBERG (07/16/09)
IBERG: Cell Phones and Febreeze
"Uhhh...Iberg? I think you dropped your cell phone in your puke bucket."
"Well, I 'll just hit it with some Febreeze and try to see if they'll exchange it out."
"Bud, this is actually WATER DAMAGE."
"Yeah...you don't know the half of it."
Morale: Do as Iberg does and pass out on your stomach. This way you can avoid the Jimmy Hendrix Experience.
"Uhhh...Iberg? I think you dropped your cell phone in your puke bucket."
"Well, I 'll just hit it with some Febreeze and try to see if they'll exchange it out."
"Bud, this is actually WATER DAMAGE."
"Yeah...you don't know the half of it."
Morale: Do as Iberg does and pass out on your stomach. This way you can avoid the Jimmy Hendrix Experience.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
IBERG (07/09/09)
Iberg is an Iceberg. Iberg is based on all entirely true stories that take place during the act of or a result of drinking. So you don't think I'm a terrible alcoholic, not all of these stories are personal experiences some are taken from friends and family.
Enjoy.
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IBERG: Intro
"Dude...can I get a ride?"
"So...you want to hit a bar or something?"
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IBERG: Iberg gets "Ghostbuster's Drunk" in Vegas.
Enjoy.
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IBERG: Intro
"Dude...can I get a ride?"
"So...you want to hit a bar or something?"
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IBERG: Iberg gets "Ghostbuster's Drunk" in Vegas.
Ghostbuster's Drunk is the act of drinking in ridiculous excess in a rapid amount of time and the only thing that keeps you from passing out is yelling movie quotes/references from Ghostbusters at the back of a cab driver's head ("HOLY SHIT YOU LOOK LIKE VIGO THE CARPATHIAN!" and "I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS!")
Morale: Slow and steady wins the race.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Awkward Turtle
The Walk of Shame...just as church is letting out...Awkward Turtle.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=awkward%20turtle
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=awkward%20turtle
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
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